Hello lovelies. My name is Niamh (pronounced Nee-Uvv for my non-Irish fronds). Fondly known as Ned to some; NOT to my mother, I am a displaced Irish wan living in the Semi United of States of America.

Having grown up worshiping this country from afar; eye roll (cheers to Friends and 90210 for a completely FALSE representation of American life), I just moved to Maui (yes fuck Hawaii what?) from the iconic Midwest where we lived for five wild years. Seven to eight or so odd years ago I snagged me a goofy California boy and jumped, eyes half closed, into the tumultuous waters of hetero-normative marriage with the foolish impulsivity of youth. Since then I have been reconciling with forming myself whilst in partnership with another and figuring out how to move and exist in this ever changing world as I age.

I have two extra furry giant pupper boys and a nearly hairless goblin kitty who brought me back to life during some dark times. If you want to know more about who I am, this website with all it’s cheese and hope and imperfect writing is a lot of my internal stuffs. SO be gentle my loves and enjoy.